Pigbanlikrigtamweg is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonourable slug.

Pigbanlikrigtamweg created an electron two million years ago.

If you believe in Pigbanlikrigtamweg, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Pigbanlikrigtamweg, it will be very sad.

Pigbanlikrigtamweg's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Pigbanlikrigtamweg's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never travel toward the north during autumn.

4. Do not hurt seals.

5. Never hurt goats.