Sogbugmetvad is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, temperamental spider.

Sogbugmetvad created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sogbugmetvad, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sogbugmetvad, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Sogbugmetvad's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Sogbugmetvad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Put Sogbugmetvad first in all things.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. You must pray to Sogbugmetvad five times a day.