Likpankonwon is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, overgenerous bat.

Likpankonwon created a down quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Likpankonwon, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Likpankonwon, it will turn you into a mole.

Likpankonwon's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Likpankonwon's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove shirts before entering holy places.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Respect your elders.