Stanboggov is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, emotional newt.

Stanboggov created the planet Mars six million years ago.

If you believe in Stanboggov, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Stanboggov, she will destroy your home planet.

Stanboggov's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Stanboggov's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never gather nine doves near walls.