Yarpflowcar is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, caring skunk.

Yarpflowcar created the solar system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpflowcar, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yarpflowcar, it will cry a lot.

Yarpflowcar's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Yarpflowcar's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from stone.

2. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

3. Hide from blue grasshopers for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Always take life seriously.