Gofhommit is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, weak ant.

Gofhommit created parasitic wasps six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gofhommit, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gofhommit, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Gofhommit's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Gofhommit's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gofhommit.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never bounce in autumn.

5. Retreat if six sharks approach from the west.