Zanbassmab Gumfobhud Cimnadcinlap is a god.

It takes the form of a large, wise hippopotamus.

Zanbassmab Gumfobhud Cimnadcinlap created the Black Eye Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Zanbassmab Gumfobhud Cimnadcinlap, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Zanbassmab Gumfobhud Cimnadcinlap, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Zanbassmab Gumfobhud Cimnadcinlap's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Zanbassmab Gumfobhud Cimnadcinlap's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow ducks to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Never speak the names of stars aloud.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never eat peanuts on holy days.

5. Never write about archaea.