Migbeppan is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, two-faced wyvern.

Migbeppan created light six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Migbeppan, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Migbeppan, she will ignore you.

Migbeppan's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Migbeppan's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the east during autumn.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Migbeppan in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never feed pineapples to grasshopers while wearing tights.