Fabbadshavpark is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, competent bee.

Fabbadshavpark created energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabbadshavpark, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fabbadshavpark, he will throw large rocks at you.

Fabbadshavpark's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Fabbadshavpark's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never approach mountains carrying stone.

4. Never wear orange dresses.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.