Listrullarf is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, unsympathetic squirrel.

Listrullarf created an atom five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Listrullarf, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Listrullarf, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Listrullarf's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Listrullarf's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear mauve shorts.

2. Never speak at midday.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never record numbers.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics.