Libtomfen is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, annoying otter.

Libtomfen created dark matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libtomfen, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Libtomfen, he will turn you into a duck.

Libtomfen's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Libtomfen's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never gather six ants near wells.

3. Libtomfen must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not gather at walls at midnight.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.