Lagstanvanbep is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, awesome slug.

Lagstanvanbep created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lagstanvanbep, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Lagstanvanbep, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Lagstanvanbep's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Lagstanvanbep's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three eagles approach from the east.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not fashion tools from nickel.

4. Always act with patience when addressing priests.

5. Always store oranges above ground.