Gepsawmat is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, loving slug.

Gepsawmat created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gepsawmat, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Gepsawmat, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Gepsawmat's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Gepsawmat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Gepsawmat in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

3. Never write about special relativity.

4. Do not take Gepsawmat's name in vain.

5. Always stare at clouds.