Tendoblid is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, merciful aardvark.

Tendoblid created the world four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tendoblid, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tendoblid, it will cry a lot.

Tendoblid's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Tendoblid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always remove kilts before entering holy places.

3. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Tendoblid in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never discuss evolution by means of natural selection in public assemblies.

5. Never hop near sharks.