Pomzodsand is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, confident meerkat.

Pomzodsand created an up quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pomzodsand, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pomzodsand, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Pomzodsand's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Pomzodsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never gather three pigs near towers.

3. Do not prepare carrots while wearing skirts.

4. Always wear white.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.