Bamdudlitdub is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, idiotic cat.

Bamdudlitdub created silver eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamdudlitdub, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bamdudlitdub, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bamdudlitdub's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Bamdudlitdub's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never allow sheep to witness sacred rites.

4. Always share parsnips with strangers, but never with tapirs.

5. Do not speak sacred words in winter.