Botpakrak is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-confident sheep.

Botpakrak created the planet Mars three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botpakrak, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Botpakrak, it will turn you into a plant.

Botpakrak's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Botpakrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Do not hurt dolphins.

3. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Botpakrak in the centre of the settlement.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never adorn your face with turquoise markings.