Hinfitsawquamflabtip Kinnarjadbag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, staggering dog.

Hinfitsawquamflabtip Kinnarjadbag created the Sombrero Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinfitsawquamflabtip Kinnarjadbag, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hinfitsawquamflabtip Kinnarjadbag, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Hinfitsawquamflabtip Kinnarjadbag's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Hinfitsawquamflabtip Kinnarjadbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Do not resist order.

3. Feed all hungry doves.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never mix grapes with oil.