Lidhubren is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, strong wolf.

Lidhubren created gold eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidhubren, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Lidhubren, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Lidhubren's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Lidhubren's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study amino acids on holy days.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always remove boots before entering holy places.

4. Do not name children after rats.

5. Manatees are not to be trusted.