Rillcunlid is a god.
It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, confident
clam.
Rillcunlid created the planet Venus three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rillcunlid, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Rillcunlid, it will denounce you as a heretic.
Rillcunlid's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.
Rillcunlid's Holy Commandments1. Never think about fluid mechanics.
2. Pray only in moonlight.
3. Retreat if nine grasshopers approach from the west.
4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rillcunlid.
5. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.