Bigriggig is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, slow otter.

Bigriggig created Europe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bigriggig, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bigriggig, she will turn you into a hamster.

Bigriggig's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bigriggig's Holy Commandments

1. Bigriggig must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never think about dark matter near dogs while wearing fawn jumpers and balancing five aluminium spheres on your chest.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always look after injured hamsters.

5. Erect four iron sculptures of Bigriggig on top of important buildings.