Rutjintadhin is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, annoying naga.

Rutjintadhin created parasitic wasps five million years ago.

If you believe in Rutjintadhin, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rutjintadhin, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Rutjintadhin's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Rutjintadhin's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach rivers carrying stone.

2. Always obey Rutjintadhin's priests.

3. Do not prepare melons while filled with anger.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never tolerate songs in holy places.