Besttalnill is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, boastful squid.

Besttalnill created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Besttalnill, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Besttalnill, he will boil you in a big pot.

Besttalnill's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Besttalnill's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not travel during winter.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Do not kill seals.

5. Do not consume carrots at dawn.