Yatthadjip is a god.

He takes the form of a large, loving chinchilla.

Yatthadjip created the planet Mars seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yatthadjip, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yatthadjip, he will turn you into a mole.

Yatthadjip's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Yatthadjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not consume lemons at dawn.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never handle nickel while unclean.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near doves while wearing pink trousers.