Carstanstip is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, unfair hydra.

Carstanstip created the Sunflower Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Carstanstip, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Carstanstip, she will destroy your favourite star.

Carstanstip's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Carstanstip's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never speak at midday.

3. Feed all hungry foxes.

4. Never eat lemons on fasting days.

5. Never discuss amino acids in public assemblies.