Huddutquim is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, unselfish owl.

Huddutquim created water six billion years ago.

If you believe in Huddutquim, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Huddutquim, he will refuse to believe in you.

Huddutquim's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Huddutquim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Do not sit at crossroads.

5. Do not gather at bridges at midday.