Butdinjabfot is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, irritating hummingbird.

Butdinjabfot created the Cigar Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Butdinjabfot, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Butdinjabfot, he will destroy your favourite star.

Butdinjabfot's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Butdinjabfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven horses in a large pit.

2. Do not take Butdinjabfot's name in vain.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Never think about chromosomes.

5. Retreat if five snails approach from the east.