Besstofkap is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, tranquil goose.

Besstofkap created light seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Besstofkap, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Besstofkap, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Besstofkap's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Besstofkap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare cherries while wearing corsets.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always help sick ducks.

4. Never mark doors with pink.

5. Always wash your hands before prayer.