Tiplipfat is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-assured hare.

Tiplipfat created the planet Mars nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tiplipfat, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tiplipfat, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tiplipfat's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Tiplipfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare beans during winter.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching carbon.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always obey Tiplipfat's priests.

5. Never feed peanuts to porpoises while wearing coats.