Gudbodfotsug is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, cheerful tapir.

Gudbodfotsug created the world four years ago.

If you believe in Gudbodfotsug, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gudbodfotsug, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Gudbodfotsug's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Gudbodfotsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Worship no other gods but Gudbodfotsug.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never remain prostrate at dusk.