Yamfotmat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, uncaring manatee.

Yamfotmat created the Milkyway six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamfotmat, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yamfotmat, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Yamfotmat's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Yamfotmat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Yamfotmat on top of all buildings.

2. Never think ill of sick badgers.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Always remove corsets before entering holy places.

5. Do not consume spinach at dawn.