Pangruttxinflag is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, staggering donkey.

Pangruttxinflag created parasitic wasps six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangruttxinflag, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pangruttxinflag, she will cry a lot.

Pangruttxinflag's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Pangruttxinflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about enzymes.

2. Always wear plain boots during rituals.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.