Xuckpibquam is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, idiotic swan.

Xuckpibquam created humankind five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckpibquam, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Xuckpibquam, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Xuckpibquam's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Xuckpibquam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume parsnips at dawn.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Xuckpibquam in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always remove jumpers before entering holy places.