Babsomdum is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, clever camel.

Babsomdum created water two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Babsomdum, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Babsomdum, she will turn you into a plant.

Babsomdum's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Babsomdum's Holy Commandments

1. Babsomdum loves cats, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not wear rings marked with turquoise.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always cleanse oil with water.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.