Omtbedcum is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, contented wombat.

Omtbedcum created the planet Jupiter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtbedcum, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Omtbedcum, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Omtbedcum's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Omtbedcum's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Remain kneeling during prayer.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Always obey Omtbedcum's priests.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching lead.