Benwigkadneg is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, able guinea pig.

Benwigkadneg created an atom four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Benwigkadneg, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Benwigkadneg, she will not care at all.

Benwigkadneg's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Benwigkadneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. You must never eat cucumbers.

3. Never point your face toward the west during prayer.

4. Never stain your head with magenta.

5. Never feed lots of bread to manatees while wearing cyan coats.