Pannadcep is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, capable jackal.

Pannadcep created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pannadcep, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pannadcep, he will be very sad.

Pannadcep's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Pannadcep's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your chest with purple markings.

2. Do not step barefoot upon orange earth.

3. Hide from black manatees for they are unholy.

4. Do not chant in public.

5. Do not drink water in red rooms.