Mipfossnibnabgiddudjonmum is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, contented parrot.

Mipfossnibnabgiddudjonmum created the Andromeda Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipfossnibnabgiddudjonmum, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Mipfossnibnabgiddudjonmum, he will turn you into a dog.

Mipfossnibnabgiddudjonmum's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Mipfossnibnabgiddudjonmum's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Never talk about optics.

4. Never talk about dark matter near shrews while wearing blue tights.

5. Never laugh in the presence of gulls.