Tailgad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, almighty ant.

Tailgad created life seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailgad, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tailgad, he will be mildly annoyed.

Tailgad's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Tailgad's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of bananas to voles while wearing black tights.

2. Never speak of chaos in the presence of children.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never speak the names of planets aloud.