Gunbogflig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, loving swan.

Gunbogflig created viruses four years ago.

If you believe in Gunbogflig, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gunbogflig, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gunbogflig's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Gunbogflig's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Gunbogflig.

3. Put Gunbogflig first in all things.

4. Always treat whales with great respect.

5. You must pray to Gunbogflig four times a day.