Fagpithat Wabrullfudxinweevidfed is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, prudent hydra.

Fagpithat Wabrullfudxinweevidfed created a bottom quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagpithat Wabrullfudxinweevidfed, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fagpithat Wabrullfudxinweevidfed, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fagpithat Wabrullfudxinweevidfed's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Fagpithat Wabrullfudxinweevidfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never record numbers.

5. Never think about enzymes.