Targpagsin is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, omniscient guinea pig.

Targpagsin created a quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targpagsin, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Targpagsin, he will turn you into a frog.

Targpagsin's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Targpagsin's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

2. Always maintain obedience during days of mourning.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Always cleanse blood with water.

5. Never carve symbols of moons into wood.