Cibjinnut is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, self-confident zebra.

Cibjinnut created the Sun five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibjinnut, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cibjinnut, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Cibjinnut's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Cibjinnut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

2. Do not wear black clothing.

3. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

4. Always wear plain jumpers during rituals.

5. Never approach crossroads carrying wood.