Gudwitrig Gomhabven is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, deceitful rhinoceros.

Gudwitrig Gomhabven created time and space six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudwitrig Gomhabven, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gudwitrig Gomhabven, he will turn you into a frog.

Gudwitrig Gomhabven's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Gudwitrig Gomhabven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at wells at dusk.

2. Always remove ear rings before entering holy places.

3. Always look after injured ducks.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Heed all dreams.