Fonyarbut is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, unjust wyvern.

Fonyarbut created the Sol system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fonyarbut, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fonyarbut, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Fonyarbut's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fonyarbut's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear violet.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.