Nabhigfar Budjanwanflab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, duplicitous jellyfish.

Nabhigfar Budjanwanflab created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabhigfar Budjanwanflab, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nabhigfar Budjanwanflab, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Nabhigfar Budjanwanflab's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Nabhigfar Budjanwanflab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Mice are not to be trusted.

4. Nabhigfar Budjanwanflab must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not gather at towers at dusk.