Bopgunbog is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, thoughtless hummingbird.

Bopgunbog created a Higgs boson three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopgunbog, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bopgunbog, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Bopgunbog's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Bopgunbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Always act with humility.

4. Always help manatees in need.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.