Dibbepsakvilvinwatmip is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, uncaring scorpion.

Dibbepsakvilvinwatmip created gold five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibbepsakvilvinwatmip, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dibbepsakvilvinwatmip, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Dibbepsakvilvinwatmip's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Dibbepsakvilvinwatmip's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. You must never eat grapes.

3. Never allow pigs to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Never talk about special relativity near otters while wearing black scarves and balancing four tin spheres on your hands.