Xin is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, clever cow.

Xin created a quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xin, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Xin, it will have a low opinion of you.

Xin's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Xin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine lead sculptures of Xin on top of important buildings.

2. Never gather three voles in one place.

3. Do not prepare coconuts while wearing rings.

4. Do not take Xin's name in vain.

5. Never talk about nucleic acids.