Voglistbellmobpig is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unthinking skunk.

Voglistbellmobpig created humankind eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Voglistbellmobpig, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Voglistbellmobpig, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Voglistbellmobpig's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Voglistbellmobpig's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain purity during fasting days.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not hurt great tits.

4. Never talk about dark matter near swans while wearing gray boots.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.